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A topless coffee shop in a tiny town in Maine burns down. Police say it was arson. The owner is sad, not possessing insurance, and now homeless.

Four questions:
1. Why would somebody burn down an establishment that provides caffeine, sugar, manly chests AND breasts at the same time?
2. Why does a town of 4,500 need a topless coffee shop?
3. Why would somebody who owned a wooden building in which baking surely happened not insure it?
4. What is the markup on coffee for tits?

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Date: 2009-06-04 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruohuif.livejournal.com
lol. all reasonable questions.

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Date: 2009-06-06 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_winterlost/
How are you sure the chests were manly? I'd feel better about this if they weren't.

But still, poor owner. :(

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