The Woes of Rating ALL songs Obsessively

Sharmin: Songs like Fix You by COlplay are ok at first, but then get really good. which makes obsessively rating them a bit hard.

Jun: i can imagine

Sharmin: alas. woe upon me.

Jun: let me extend my condolences

Jun: *extends condolences*

Sharmin: hahaha. [grabs condolences, uses them to build a nuclear bomb, somehow] sucker!

Jun: dammit

Jun: *learns how sharmin used condolences to build atom bomb, then uses stored up condolences to build even bigger bomb!*

Sharmin: how does a person who hates physics build an atom bomb? you have no appreciation of the finer points of relativity theory.

Jun: thats why i said learns

Sharmin: [exudes disdain for non-physicists. learns how to make disdain act like heavy water and successfully terminates the chain reaction in Jun's bomb]

Jun: hahahaha

Jun: another succesful sabotage of sharmin. u should really work on the IAEA. they could use your expertise

Sharmin:

alas. I have funner things to do, like pretend i understand relativity.