Mercutio and Beer

So, back from Cesca's house... fun sleepover. Though I would like to say that 90% of the people in Manila are LAME because they won't dance unless wasted. So nobody was dancing last night.
In other news, San Mig Strong Ice is actually good beer (gasp!).
And I was completely and totally shocked to realize an ommision in my fictional love list.
MERCUTIO!!! From Romeo and Juliet! I worshipped him. He's amazing and also got me a really high grade on my character analysis for English. I think he would be at four, pushing Louis down and Tenoch out. I love you Tenoch, but relationships based on the sexiness of Diego Luna alone can't last too long.
How can you not love the Queen Mab speech?

A Plague on both your houses!

True, I talk of dreams, 
Which are the children of an idle brain, 
Begot of nothing but vain fantasy, 
Which is as thin of substance as the air 
And more inconstant than the wind, who wooes 
Even now the frozen bosom of the north, 
And, being anger’d, puffs away from thence, 
Turning his face to the dew-dropping south.

God I love Shakespeare sometimes.

It was a Dark and Stormy Night

2005 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
First Prize:

As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.

Dan McKay
Fargo, ND