Intoxication Test

[sinclair_furie]

Hey! This is an audience question!
I need a stock of questions to ask people when they're drunk. Or to be asked when tipsy.
Suggestions?
:)

Comments

[intoxicated-emu.livejournal.com]

Anything you know they wouldn't answer when they were sober. :P

[zyal.livejournal.com]

Hmm..

Am I shexsy? :P

[agnosticpope.livejournal.com]

Though this only works well with mixed company,

If you had to have sex with someone in the room, who would it be?

[fluffyxskirt.livejournal.com]

or make it more general: if you were to have to sex, who would you have sex with?

Ask them to pronounce words ...

[fractaltime.livejournal.com]

Sesquipedalophobia is my favourite. (It means "fear of long words")

[funwithgoats.livejournal.com]

ask them to have sex with you! duh! laugh about their response, don't follow up, and hope they forget!