Legolas/Gimli
Jun. 2nd, 2005 02:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sinclair_furieThe only thing funnier than the thought of Legolas/Gimli slash is the fact that it actually exists. Well, now we know what they were doing in those Glittering Caves.
-Oh Legolas, you are so beautiful! You are everything I want to be but can't becuase the Aule, our idiot creator, should have let Eru do the work!
-Stop that, Gimli. Your beard tickles.
(I made that up, by the way. I haven't been able to bring myself to read any of the fanfics)
Speaking of Tolkein, here is the Tolkein Sarcasm Page and Phallic Symbolism in LOTR.
Also from pointlesswasteoftime.com are 8 Things You Didn't Want to Know about LOTR and Star Wars Episode IV as it should have been.
Funny, but offensive, I suppose, and rather... green. Especially the last two links. If you're looking for some bathroom humor or just a good laugh browse around the site and click whatever strikes your fancy. A quote from their Episode III spoilers:
-Oh Legolas, you are so beautiful! You are everything I want to be but can't becuase the Aule, our idiot creator, should have let Eru do the work!
-Stop that, Gimli. Your beard tickles.
(I made that up, by the way. I haven't been able to bring myself to read any of the fanfics)
Speaking of Tolkein, here is the Tolkein Sarcasm Page and Phallic Symbolism in LOTR.
Also from pointlesswasteoftime.com are 8 Things You Didn't Want to Know about LOTR and Star Wars Episode IV as it should have been.
Funny, but offensive, I suppose, and rather... green. Especially the last two links. If you're looking for some bathroom humor or just a good laugh browse around the site and click whatever strikes your fancy. A quote from their Episode III spoilers:
