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So, stellabelle has the funniest H/D poem. Ron discovers Harry with Draco. And then. ahahahaha. A quote:

	"He's a coward, a cheat, and ugly to boot. 
	"He looks like a hideous premature newt." 
	"Yeah," said Harry, "but he's great in the sack." 
	Ron wheezed, "I think I'm having an asthma attack! 
	"Are you desperate? Crazy? Stupid? All three?" 
	Said Harry: "Probably, to a degree." 

Some people are too brilliant for words.