Intoxication Test

[sinclair_furie]

Hey! This is an audience question!
I need a stock of questions to ask people when they're drunk. Or to be asked when tipsy.
Suggestions?
:)

Comments

[intoxicated-emu.livejournal.com]

Anything you know they wouldn't answer when they were sober. :P

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

Yes. But I need suggestions. Becaue I NEVER think of questions on the spot, and neither do they. :)

[intoxicated-emu.livejournal.com]

Hmm...I don't know, haha.

[zyal.livejournal.com]

Hmm..

Am I shexsy? :P

[agnosticpope.livejournal.com]

Though this only works well with mixed company,

If you had to have sex with someone in the room, who would it be?

[fluffyxskirt.livejournal.com]

or make it more general: if you were to have to sex, who would you have sex with?

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The only thing is, I ask people that when they're SOBER.
Fucklists. They're fun.

[fluffyxskirt.livejournal.com]

haha. so im guessing YOU have a fucklist? wait...PEOPLE HAVE FUCKLISTS?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_winterlost/]

*I* have a fucklist. Fictional and nonfictional men. XD

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

What, don't you?
:P
Yeah, I have a rather long and extensive one, with much branching and conditions attatched.

[fluffyxskirt.livejournal.com]

haha, interesting!

Ask them to pronounce words ...

[fractaltime.livejournal.com]

Sesquipedalophobia is my favourite. (It means "fear of long words")

Re: Ask them to pronounce words ...

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

lol i think somebody used that on me the other day...
hahaha.
:)

Re: Ask them to pronounce words ...

[funwithgoats.livejournal.com]

no it didn't have the fear part, just the "long word" part.

that somebody was me btw.

Re: Ask them to pronounce words ...

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

indeed it was you.
What was the word though? the word svein mentioned sounded suspiciously familiar...

Re: Ask them to pronounce words ...

[funwithgoats.livejournal.com]

sesquipoedalian or something, i don't know how to spell it.

[funwithgoats.livejournal.com]

ask them to have sex with you! duh! laugh about their response, don't follow up, and hope they forget!

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

yeah, but incriminating information. I mean, properly incriminating. I want creative questions that will illuminate something other than how horny they are.
But I'll be sure to ask you that next time.