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[sinclair_furie]

Reality sucks. Truly.
And teenage drama is lame. It needs to be wiped from the face of this earth. Perhaps there should be laws. Like do not engage in it upon pain of death. Fiery, bloody death.
Ah well.
I will leave you with quotes!
From an insanely long conversation with Yuhki, this brilliant comment:
Me: So you're just going to leave me here, on the phone? I'll be heart broken.
Yuhki: [after explaining his need to read Jane Eyre] Why not? What commitment do I have to you?

And from IMing Tim:
Tim: [After showing me pictures of the Sultan of Brunei's LM variant of the F1]All of the LMs were supposed to be painted this orange color (called Papaya Orange), because it was the favorite color of the founder of McLaren. When the sultan ordered his 3 he said he wanted 2 in black. so, as far as anyone knows (because no one has ever seen any pictures of these 2 LMs), 2 of them are black. As you can tell, i get huge erections for this car, and know more about it than is healthy.
Me: Lol, I probably would too, if I was capable of getting erections.

Comments

[thesexthatshops.livejournal.com]

If you could have erections, you'd be stuck with a sort of permanent disability.

The sort where you're publicly offensive. =P

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but having erections would imply having a penis, and there are lots of fun things you can do with that organ.
hehehe

[cczuazul.livejournal.com]

agreed that reality sucks, which is why i read fantasy. but there is no way to avoid teenage drama. Besides teenage drama is not so different from drama in life I think. Sure things change slightly as you get older but the underlying cause is there.

[garnet14.livejournal.com]

yes you've gotta love the yuhki.

oh btw sorry i like randomly added you as my friend thingie... haha i meant to leave a comment telling you i had, but i forgot. :p i love your lj, you crack me up. (dunno if that's a good thing or not but...)

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

No worries. :)
And the object of this journal is to entertain, often by quoting Yuhki. :D

[funwithgoats.livejournal.com]

i'm sorry but the classic one was when yuhki was like

"give him head. for me."

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He's really distubred that you may be interpreting that in a homoerotic manner.
Just so you know- he was really, really horny and wanted to vicariously influence getting head from me. Or some such nonsense.
I'd be more disturbed about coming off as creepy, but you never know with that boy.