More One-liners
Aug. 9th, 2005 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sinclair_furie(In an argument about Mom's inability to use the computer)
Mom: Shut up, you horrible beastly child!
Fahad: Ok, now try saying that backwards.
(At a computer store, Sharmin decides to shop for a new mouse)
Sharmin: [attempts to open a optical mouse case, ends up dropping contents on floor]
Fahad: Sharmin, you're getting dumber everyday. You must be leaking. You're punctured.
In a conversation over breakfast with one of the DEEP Dons (like RA's or counsellors), Don, we discuss optimism, pessimism, and psuedoscience. Don maintains that Frued is psuedoscientific and eventually I suggest one goes the way of Niestsche- God is dead. Don grins and says "or compromise, nietzche meets freud. What doesn't kill you makes you want to kill your father."
I am so taken with this that I put it in the weekly newspaper, which I head, in my MSN screenname, and recently, on my iriver. I show Fahad and he says: "Take two, Freud meets Fahad. What doesn't eat you makes you want to eat your father."
Mom: Shut up, you horrible beastly child!
Fahad: Ok, now try saying that backwards.
(At a computer store, Sharmin decides to shop for a new mouse)
Sharmin: [attempts to open a optical mouse case, ends up dropping contents on floor]
Fahad: Sharmin, you're getting dumber everyday. You must be leaking. You're punctured.
In a conversation over breakfast with one of the DEEP Dons (like RA's or counsellors), Don, we discuss optimism, pessimism, and psuedoscience. Don maintains that Frued is psuedoscientific and eventually I suggest one goes the way of Niestsche- God is dead. Don grins and says "or compromise, nietzche meets freud. What doesn't kill you makes you want to kill your father."
I am so taken with this that I put it in the weekly newspaper, which I head, in my MSN screenname, and recently, on my iriver. I show Fahad and he says: "Take two, Freud meets Fahad. What doesn't eat you makes you want to eat your father."
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Date: 2005-08-09 09:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
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