HP SPOILERS LOLZ

[sinclair_furie]

Hello darlings! It amuses me greatly that the entire text of Deathly Hallows has been available on the internets for a day already. Unfortunately, it's available on obnoxious download sites, so for those of you wishing to possess it, ask me. Or join spoil_me_dh.
Hurray etc.
So, it's mostly very bright pictures of the pages. Disclaimer: I haven't actually read that shit. I'm not going to sift through 700 odd pages of overexposed children's novel.
However, I have read the most wondrous epilogue, and it is filled with LOL and also massive gagging, just like most of JK's painful prose (note, for example, the abuse of modifiers in the last sentence). Go be spoiled with snarky comments and the transcribed text here. Seriously.

There is, of course, the possibility that the entire thing is a ridiculously elaborate plot to put a fake version and mock the masses, so take it all with a grain of salt.

Comments

[elmyra.livejournal.com]

Hi there! I don't normally friend people randomly, but I saw your comment on nhw's journal, read your bio and was amused. Also, while I didn't know it until this morning, I have to agree with you: mic-sharing is the hottest thing ever. ;-)

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

:)
Well, you've been randomly friended back! Welcome to my journal, prepare for ridiculousness. XD